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January 25, 2012

oh two, i love you.

Olen’s still mastering his name. If we ask him what his name is, he says “Oh-no”, which is so cute it just reduces me to a puddle of goopy goo. Close enough, kid. (And if you correct him, I might stab you.)

He’s started singing a lot this past week — not just singing along with things or hitting the last word of every rhyme, but actual unprovoked singing and instrument playing throughout the day. So when he sings “Happy Birthday” while banging on his xylophone or our piano, he sings “Happy Birthday Oh-no! Happy Birthday to Oh-no!”

One of the ways we prepared Olen to go to preschool was by practicing separation at the house beforehand. I’d go to my office in the basement and tell him I had to go to work while he got to play with Dad. He got so used to saying goodbye for me to go to work at home that it was almost tear-free at school. Almost.

The other day on the way home from school he was chattering about his day. “School! Mama has to work day! Kids take a nap! Mama back real soon!” I always wonder what he thinks I do while he’s at school (or while he naps, even) so I just asked.

He responded, “Mama have work!”

“Yes, okay. What does Mama do for work?”

“Mama put away the work.”

Okay then. I think I’ll try asking again later.

We have always had the habit of eating out several times a week. As a result, Olen is usually really well-behaved in restaurants. I emphasize usually, because lately he’s started freaking out when the food comes to the table, grabbing and screeching and flailing arms. It’s like he’s doing his best impression of a monkey hopped up on goofballs — and it’d be pretty comical, if it weren’t for all of the weird judgy stares. So, we started talking to him in the car beforehand about how we behave in restaurants, really emphasizing that he’s not to grab food (which could be — and often is — hot), keep his volume down, et cetera.

The other day we were driving all around running errands and as we passed by one of the restaurants we frequent, Olen shouts from the backseat “No grab food! No screaming! No crying!”

Well, as long as our expectations are clear!

The last step of Olen’s bedtime routine is a backrub when he gets in bed. Ideally one of us would rub his back for a few minutes and then kiss him goodnight and leave, but he’s just not ready for that yet so sometimes the backrub part can last forever. I can always tell when he’s really close to falling asleep because he always makes a final request. Often, it’s asking me to rub his back — in true Overlord fashion –while I’m rubbing his back. “Rubba back,” the sleepy voice says. “Rubba baaaaaaaaack.”

January 23, 2012

the little

the little on the train

I always think of Olen as so big, so grown-up compared to the tiny smooshy baby we had two years ago. He’s so independent, walking (running) around, talking (singing), telling stories, expressing his needs and wants! It’s hard for me to look at this boy I know, still growing every day, and reconcile what I know of him with the fact that he’s two. And he’s so tiny compared to this big, big world he’s going to conquer.

January 20, 2012

tea time

I’ve been drinking tea (instead of coffee) for the past few months. I wish I could drink coffee all day, but I’m prone to anxiety and I do like to be able to fall asleep each night, so tea it is!

I really like minty teas. Peppermint is good, but I’m always looking for something with a little extra flavor to it. Over the holidays I found Candy Cane Green Tea at Trader Joe’s.

Trader Joe's Candy Cane Green Tea

It was so so so delicious, TPS and I blew through the first box in less than a week. It was a warm cup of vanilla, peppermint, and cinnamon. It was heavenly and we each drank several cups a day. When I went back to get more, it was gone for the season. I wept at the prospect of having to drink Sleepytime tea for the next 10 or so months. (You bet I’ll be stocking up next year.)

I had the brilliant idea to ask a few friends to check their local Trader Joe’s stores for me and now there are 4 boxes coming to me from California (where people apparently drink less tea than in Maryland, or maybe their stores are better stocked).

While I’ve been waiting for the Pony Express to deliver them, I looked into other sources. Rumor has it that the Candy Cane tea is just a repackaged Candy Cane Lane tea from Celestial Seasonings. I checked amazon, but the prices were fairly outrageous. (At the time of this post, it’s come down a lot, to $9.99 per box and just 8 boxes left; I might have to snap some of those up.) I ended up falling down the deep, deep rabbithole that is “Frequently Bought Together” and based on customer reviews I bought a box of the only slightly lesser-priced Celestial Seasonings’ Sugar Cookie Sleigh Ride tea.

Apparently it smells just like a sugar cookie.

Celestial Seasonings Sugar Cookie Sleigh Ride Tea

I paid $9 for this box of tea. It is no Candy Cane Green Tea.

That aside, it does have a real cookie scent, but not like a sugar cookie — maybe more coconutty, like a macaroon. However, I’m not a coconut fan (except coconut oil, but not for eating anyway) so it’s not all that appealing. The taste is kind of flat, but it’s still drinkable and it’ll definitely tide me over until my stash of Candy Cane Green Tea arrives.

Now, I’ve just got to figure out how to make 4 boxes of tea last 10 months…

January 17, 2012

all aboard the worry brain

Oh, the tantrums these days…

Olen’s tenacious: he decides he wants something and he goes for it full-steam. Until he decides he wants the exact opposite. When his will butts up against any resistance, it curdles into a puddle on the floor with tears and flailing arms. Sometimes I’m at such a loss as to how to handle these big emotions, I just sit down next to him and we ride it out together. Luckily we’re usually at home so these tender moments are ours alone to cherish.

I guess a tantrum isn’t so bad once it’s passed, but the worrying (before, during, after) is what makes it all so hard for me to deal with. I worry that I’m not handling him the right way, worry that I’m not saying the right thing, worry that he won’t trust us, worry that he will be having tantrums forever, worry that he’s got [insert here the name of every mental/physical/emotional disorder I may have ever read a blog post about/heard about on the radio/had a dream about/heard someone maybe mention behind me in line at the grocery store], worry worry worry. It’s so much worry. It hurts my heart. And it’s fucking exhausting.

We took Olen to the train museum last weekend and as we were doing our rounds of the gift shop, I heard a child being taken outside screeching and screaming, a wild doppler-effect as he was carried out through the doors. I breathed out a long, relaxing breath. Relief, not just because it wasn’t my kid — no, I really wouldn’t wish a public tantrum on anyone — but because wow, other totally normal kids make those noises too! My kid’s normal! Hooray!

A few minutes later we re-bundled ourselves in our coats and hats and mittens and walked out to the parking lot. The screechy-screamy toddler was standing on the sidewalk, his mother crouched down next to him. He was still upset, squawking and crying, stomping around.

I wanted to walk over and give her a hug, or maybe a high-five. I’ve been there! Maybe our experiences haven’t been quite that bad, at least not to the level of immediate removal from anywhere (yet), but I felt solidarity with this woman! We’re fighting the fight that is the terrible twos and no matter what, we all win because we are doing it! Our kids are normal, and we are normal — maybe even heroic for slogging through this particular brand of bullshit — and eventually the tantrums will stop, they have to. These are the things I thought, feeling oddly comforted and confident, as I walked by them. She redirected her son’s attention, “Let’s go warm up the car,” she said.

As I passed by I turned and looked at them there, on the sidewalk. My eyes locked with the boy’s and then I had the one thought that swiftly toppled the pedestal upon which I’d put his mother and myself:

There’s something just not right with that kid…

My heart fluttered down into my stomach.

…And if that kid’s not normal…

There it was, the thought that sabotaged every ounce of comfort I’d felt. In a moment my confidence was gone again, flattened by the weight of a snap judgment not based on logic, not based on evidence.

There’s clearly a part of my brain somewhere inside here that tries to make all of life’s little challenges better and easier for me. The comfort-brain whispers confidently in my ear and says just the right thing at the very right time. It fights against the worry-brain every day and without a complete defeat, I’m not sure it ever really wins. Last weekend it definitely lost.

TPS drove us home and I sat in the back seat of our car with Olen, entertaining him so he wouldn’t take the dreaded car nap. For the whole ride, despite “if you’re happy and you know it, tickle-a-neck”, my worry-brain reveled in its triumph, chugging right along, blowing its horn, worry-worrying all the way home.

January 11, 2012

flurries!

As Olen and I were sitting at the kitchen table having a snack on Monday afternoon, it started to snow. It wasn’t a serious snow, it wasn’t going to accumulate. But it was beautiful and when I told Olen to look outside at the snow, he got so excited. As soon as he was done eating, I bundled us both up in our warmest jackets/gloves/hats and we went outside to wander around in the snow.

It wasn’t sticking at all, but it was coming down pretty significantly. I taught Olen to stick his tongue out and try to catch a snowflake. We laughed and stuck out our tongues.

flurries

He was all smiles as he practiced his new word: “flurries”. Since then, even though it’s only rained, he’s been talking about snow, asking for snow. As it should be in January!

My job is done.

January 9, 2012

they call them ‘skinny jeans’

Every time my husband and I have a date night, I spend the afternoon digging through my closet to find something that doesn’t hang off of me. Since grossly oversized blousy-blouses and dresses draped like togas pinned with chip-clips aren’t my style, I’d usually settle on jeans and a black shirt, and dress it up a little with sparkly jewelry.

I hate to have to talk about dress sizes. They’re just numbers, I get it. I was there. But I’m here now and I can’t tell this story without them.

I used to be a size 14/16 on the low end — I hated going shopping because nothing at the mainstream “pretty” stores fit me. I felt like I was forced to shop in the back corner of a department store if I wanted something dressier, something that wasn’t marked XL/XXL in Old Navy or Target.

A few weeks ago TPS took me shopping and I spent the bulk of the time trying on different sizes of the same pants, shirt, dress to see what fit. Instinctively I reached for a size 8, maybe 10 — and everything was too big. Except there was a dress at H&M which I loved, but I had to bump it up a few sizes just so I could zip it up. (What’s with that H&M? I bought the dress, but I didn’t feel good about it and bought nothing else on that trip.)

I did a little post-Christmas shopping for myself last week to get some more tops to go with jeans for casual date nights and outings, something a little dressier than what I’d wear to take Olen to the playground. I walked right into one of the pretty stores and told the first salesperson I saw what I was looking for.

She went to work, asking me what appealed to me, handing me different things to feel, asking me if I’d like to try this sweater or that shirt on. It was a totally new experience for me and also totally super fun. I had about six tops to try on in the dressing room (all smalls and mediums… what!?) and when I found one I kind of liked on, I asked her what she thought and her response was:

“You need some skinny jeans.”

She asked me what size I was and I told her 8, with the caveat that a few weeks ago I was swimming in 6′s at another store across the mall. She brought back a pair of size 4 skinny jeans and I might have had to apologize for rolling my eyes from here to Canada at her. When I pulled them on and buttoned them without even having to suck in, I might have squealed a little.

(The idea that I went from a size 16+ to a 4 astounds me. The idea there was a size four person inside of me all this time: incomprehensible. These jeans might have made every skipped bread, every unordered dessert, and every bead of sweat worth it.)

They were a little long, but they fit! They were soft and snug against every curve and not-curve of this new body of mine. I stood in front of the three-way mirror and waffled for a while as other women came into and left the dressing room. A few of them even gave me compliments. (What, some women do that? Let’s be friends.) In the end I didn’t buy the top, but I bought the jeans and two sweaters. I’m already making plans to go back in a few weeks to buy more of the same jeans and try on a few tops to go with them.

Size four skinny jeans. Mine.

And it was all me.

January 4, 2012

iphoneography

Last month I saw a Lifehacker article about how to take great holiday photos with your iPhone and ferreted it away for future reference. My favorite tip was to use your headphones as a remote. While I like to think I’m fairly graceful with my movements, I’m notoriously unsteady with cameras of all kinds.

thomas train set
We’re in a train phase.

Using the headphones as a remote also was a good test to see if my iPhone camera’s constant focusing and refocusing while I’m trying to line up a shot was a problem with the camera or a problem with its operator. (For once, it might be the camera.)

I use Instagram from time to time, but whenever I do I long for the feeling I had when I used flickr more a few years ago. Somewhere along my timeline, the intrusiveness of all of the sharing and tagging and meta got in the way of just taking a photo just for the sake of taking a photo. And then sharing it, because I can.

apple
I ate this apple yesterday.

I used to love digital “toy” cameras (pencam, wristcam), taking all of the complication and settings out of photography and replacing them with the acceptance of flaws, even those that weren’t created by the camera’s shortcomings. Having that same atmosphere in a social app must be so freeing for so many people.

This quote — about Instagram — hits me with a pang to create:

As I used the app more and more, something surprising happened: I became increasingly observant of the world around me. Walking to the subway the other day, I spotted a backhoe parked on a corner and got curious—what could I do with that?

Replace “the app” with “the iPhone camera”. Filters shmilters.

I should be so lucky to remember I’ve got a powerful photography tool in my pocket, in my hands, all day every day.